While we were drudging through the details of pizza dough, college guy muttered something like, "There's gotta be an easier way?" And then he grabbed the corn tortillas, sprayed pam on one side, fried it, sprayed the other side as he turned it over, and then slathered it with pizza sauce, pepperoni and cheese and waited for it to melt.
He folded it in half and called it Taquito Pizza.
"Hey," he mumbled, "This I can Do!" Yup, college guy is going to eat just fine.
...then my mind goes off, "But where will he get the right pizza sauce, and who will grate his cheese...
...and it becomes really apparent that it's time! Time for me to be freed!