Monday, December 29

A New Egg, Joins the Family Scramble

Recipe for Lori's Best Bed and Breakfast Scrambled Eggs is at the end.


How do you test the fitness of a new in-law?   With FOOD of course.  

repost from 2009

Half a year ago, I acquired a new brother-in-law—an uncommon event, as we siblings have reached the age where our children are marrying. 

It’s hard to imagine an interloper fitting in like the other seven in-laws, each of whom has melded seamlessly over the years and whom I regard as a divine sister or brother from another mother.


With this later-in-life acquisition to the family, my maturity (audacity) and experience (senility) support my thinking that I merit some opinion as to his marriage suitability. I have watched and listened as the love-struck sister extolls his merits: Turns out that he’s musical ( a definite +), a fun hog (absolute+) and witty (double ++). His green hair stunt on St. Patty’s certainly marked him as a possible candidate for the lunacy of the clan, though sources report he has shown liberal leanings (slight –).

Only time and close proximity could provide a true test.  HEY!  A family reunion would be perfect. The other sisters and I hatched the covert plan involving many tents and a myriad of  travails--where his suitability as an in-law would be tested to the extreme by a plethora of quirky relatives. 

The day dawns and the newlywed couple pulled up in a rig that rivaled Jezabel and Ahab crossing the desert, and it unfolded like an origami box revealing each and every luxury.  That made me, with my liquid gas coleman stacked on my truck bed, look like a camping neophyte (uh oh, huge –).

The big weight that tilted the balance came at breakfast—eggs for all, cooked in that luxurious caravan—and made to order (+++). Sunny side up? Over easy, scrambled? Could eggs in the RV be better than those fried in the great outdoors in cast iron over pump propane?

Yeeayah, Doggie!  

After what seemed like a fraction of a moment, I was savoring light, fluffy, cooked to perfection, scrambled deliciousness. 

Then the chef poked his head out and asked, “Do you taste mango?”

"In scrambled eggs?" I thought, but then replied quickly, “No.”

“Oh.” His head withdrew.

Puzzled, I kept eating. I am a purist and prefer nothing to dilute the natural flavor of farm-fresh, free-range eggs. Or plain old, store bought, whatever. Anyway…

The head reappeared, “No papaya?”

I slid my tongue over my teeth . “Nope,” I reassured him. I ate faster, spent less time dabbling and more time gobbling.  Now I'm afraid he’d admit that I had gotten the wrong order. In my experience, a family group this size dictates that you “eat what you get and don’t pitch a fit and do it QUICK!”

Then the sister (acting as the sous chef) poked her head out. “Are you sure? No mango, no papaya, no tropical sunset?”

I again said, “No, just delicious eggs.”

The sister then rolled her eyes and announced, “I guess it’s my fault for placing the air freshener right next to the cooking spray on the counter,” and she disappeared back into the RV.

My last bite of egg slipped down the wrong way as the statement registered!

But I’m not gagging, just giggling. I start to guffaw—and choke—as I realize, HE IS ME!!

AND that… being as cracked as I am--that makes him a keeper!!!

Reality Bite:  Just one question? Is Air Wick gluten-free?




Lori's Best Ever Holiday Bed and Breakfast 
Scrambled Eggs

2 eggs,
1/4 cup cottage cheese
dash of salt
dash of dill weed
(bacon bits if you got them)

Scramble with a fork and cook in a hot skillet, turning often until done.  My mouth waters just like it did this summer when my girlfriend treated us to this recipe at a homeschool training.  What a fun party!  

1 comment:

HEAL ~ BALANCE ~ LIVE said...

I can't stop laughing!!!